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<span class="body_text"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">•Primary Function: Motion sensor fake security camera<br />
•Casing Material: Hard molded ABS plastic<br />
•Activity Indicator: Yes, LED flashing light<br />
•Motion Detector Sensor: Yes - detection range is 0.5-1 meters<br />
•Power Source: Battery Operated - 2 x AA batteries<br />
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•Realistic looking<br />
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•Flash LED<br />
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* Sesuai untuk dipasang di rumah, kedai runcit, pejabat dan juga tempat-tempat sering berlaku kecurian</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"> You may saw many spy watch camera, but you may not know this one- </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">4GB Waterproof Spy Watch HD Camera</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"> with 1280 x 960 30 Fps. As a sports watch, it has waterproof(under Water 30 meters) function. But it is not only watch, but a High digital watch camera. You can record voice, video even use it as a PC camera because of its high resolution: 1280*960 VGA and Video frame rate: 30fps. Just take the watch, and take photos.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span> </div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Main Features:</span></div><ul style="line-height: 1.4; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: disc; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 2.5em; padding-right: 2.5em; padding-top: 0px;"><li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">1.Voice Recording</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">2. Video Recording</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">3. Picture Shooting</span></li>
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<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">5. HD 1280*960, 30FPS</span></li>
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</ul><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"> Parameters:</span></div><ul style="line-height: 1.4; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: disc; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 2.5em; padding-right: 2.5em; padding-top: 0px;"><li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Video format: AVI</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Video encoding: M-JPEG</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Video resolution: 1280*960 VGA</span></b></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Video frame rate: 30fps</span></b></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Picture format: JPG</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Picture pixels: 5M Pix</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">The ratio of image: 4:3</span></li>
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<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Supporting system: Windows me/2000/xp/2003/vista;Mac O/S;Linux</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Battery capacity: 200mAh</span></li>
<li style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0.25em; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0.25em; text-indent: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Working time: About 70 minutes</span></li>
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keh memanjang dimanjakan papa, kadang kadang adik beradik lain dengki. Ramai yang cakap papa garang tapi kalau dengan keh, garang dia tu tak kemana. Keh ada power, art of persuation katakan. </span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">Keh memang rapat dengan papa, yang mandikan keh dulu, yang masakkan keh bubur nasi, ayam goreng halia, agar agar milo. Papa jugaklah yang kenalkan keh dengan nasi goreng pattaya, yang gosok perut keh masa keh sakit perut pun papa juga. Bak kata lain, papa jugalah.<br />
part serius, part lapar, sakit baru keh cari mama. Part hiburan, duit, beli belah. Papa la yang jadi pilihan.<br />
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masa mandikan keh, dia selalu mula dari kaki sambil nyanyi, kaki kaki kaki. Lepas kaki naik ke badan, badan badan badan. Lepas tu baru kepala. Kepala kepala kepala. Biasanya, dah sampai kepala la yang keh taknok sebab sejuk.<br />
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bila keh dah besau, dah masuk sekolah rendah. Tiap-tiap petang papa bawak keh naik motosikal jalan jalan. Orang kampung dah kenal dah. Kalau keh keluar dengan kawan kawan pun, mesti papa pergi cari. Suruh jalan jalan dengan dia. Macam tu lah petang petang keh, sampai lah ke sekolah menengah. Bila dah besau remaja, keh dah mula rasa malu. Keh mula menipu, lari dari papa. Dah tahu erti macho sejati.<br />
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keh pernah luahkan perasaan dekat papa yang keh dah malu, keh lelaki sejati. Tapi papa keh buat tak tahu aje, dibantainya nyanyi lagu sejati- wings tu. Sejak dari tu, keh kena bahan dengan abang dan kakak keh. ”</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><br />
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tapi tu dulu, masa kecik kecik dulu. Sekarang dah lain. <br />
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mula-mula keh dapat tahu berita papa masuk hospital pun sebab mama yang bagitahu. Masa tu keh tengah final exam, mama cakap papa ok nanti dah boleh keluar. Keh buat buat la lupakan sekejap pasal papa bajet nak pokes untuk exam.<br />
dah habis exam, keh terus nak balik. Dalam perjalanan, papa telefon. Dia Tanya keh dekat mana, keh cakap dah dekat. Dah sampai gua musang.<br />
lepas tu papa cakap, lah? Dah sampai tapi kenapa tak datang picit?. Keh pelik, kenapa papa cakap macam tu? Keh jadi tak sedap hati gila babeng.<br />
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bila dah sampai dekat rumah, keh gelisah. Tak sabar nak tunggu masa melawat dekat hospital tu.<br />
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pertama kali keh tengok papa, keh sedih. Badan dia yang dulu berisi, gemuk. Sekarang dah Nampak tulang, keding. Masa tu dia nak mandi, keh mandikan dia, tolong dia kencing. Lepas tu papa Tanya mama, mana adik? Padahal keh depan dia. Masa tu keh sebak, keh dapat rasa ada benda yang tak kena. Tapi keh diamkan saja, tak sampai hati nak Tanya mama.<br />
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keh Tanya abang cerita sebenar, abang ingat keh dah tak tahu. Simple jawab abang, “papa kanser final stage, ending dia meninggal”. Ya Allah, keh tergamam, kelu, sebak, percaya macam tak percaya. Tapi ego kena control, mana boleh menangis. Tapi keh anak manja papa, air mata tak boleh tahan woo.<br />
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papa hidap penyakit limfoma. Kanser dekat system limfa. Keh Tanya doctor sejak bila lagi benda ni tejadi. Doctor cakap, memang kanser ni tak boleh detect masa stage awal sebab sindrom dia sama dengan sindrom demam bisanya stage awal dia 2,3 tahun yang lepas. Biasanya bila dah stage 4 baru perasan. Tapi masih ada harapan, ya harapan! Papa kena jalani kemoterapi.<br />
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keh tak tahan tengok papa, bercakap merapu rapu. Kadang kadang dia cakap benda yang dah berzaman dulu. Nak berjalan memang tak boleh. Keluarga keh ambik keputusan bawa papa balik dulu sementara nak tunggu proses kemoterapi tu. <br />
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alang-alang keh cuti, dapatlah keh jaga papa. Makan minum, kencing berak. Kadang kadang mandikan, keh mandikan papa sama macam papa mandikan keh dulu. Keh nyanyi lagu kaki,badan,kepala dekat papa. Tapi sama, bila dah sampai kepala, papa menangis. Keh sebak. Tapi keh kena redha. Doctor cakap papa jadi macam tu sebab kuman dah sampai ke saraf otak.</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">Pernah sekali dekat hospital, keh nak tukar baju yang dia pakai. Masa tu papa pakai baju hospital, keh nak pakaikan dia baju lain yang bersih. Tapi dia taknak. Dia nak pakai baju hospital tu. baju tu dia baru je beli katanya, beli dekat kemaman. Pernah juga dia bagi taklimat kesihatan pada pukul 3 pagi. Gegar 1 wad mendengar taklimat dia.<br />
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kadang- kadang lucu, kadang- kadang sedih bila tengok papa. Lain yang ditanya, lain yang dia jawab. Ada orang cakap tu hiburan, tapi tidak bagi keh. Selagi dia ada kudrat, selagi ada masa untuk ikhtiar seeloknya ikhtiar. Setiap penyakit ada ubatnya kecuali mati.<br />
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masa papa ada nil ah keh nak berbudi untuk dia, keh nak balas budi dia semampu yang boleh. Keh cuti sebulan untuk jaga papa, tapi sebulan tu tak cukup untuk apa yang papa dah buat demi keh sepanjang 20 tahun hidup keh atas muka bumi ni yang berbin kan johari.</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-30882483301981344112011-12-01T07:53:00.000-08:002011-12-01T07:55:35.829-08:00jangan pandang sebelah mata<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">gua selaku wakil lelaki berkulit sawo terlampau matang nak listkan senarai nama orang sejenis dengan gua yang paling berjaya dimalaysia.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">nama dia Azad Jazmin, dia berjaya menjadi gangster dekat tanah melayu ni. takde orang lain dah yang lagi gangster dari dia kalau tak silap. KL ni dia yang pegang!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">datuk n. mohanadas. orang hitam yang pertama jejak kaki kat everest. gila woi gila!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>hah!! nak cakap mende? orang hitam ni memang power, nak buat macam mana kui kui kui</b></span></span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-43503499306038517132011-12-01T01:15:00.000-08:002011-12-01T01:15:16.534-08:00aku dan al-quran<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">tido petang memang power, lagi lagi bila bangun tu terus dapat sedut rokok mildseven charcoal. dia punya pergi tu memang pehh!<br />
keh bersandar dekat dinding tepi tingkap. keh terpandang kitab suci al-quran atas meja belajar. lama keh pandang, keh tatap. dah lama benar rasanya al-quran tu disitu, tak bergerak, tak berganjak. sayu,sedih keh lihat.<br />
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keh teringat ustaz pernah cakap. antara tanda besar kiamat ialah, tulisan al-quran hilang. sebab tiada umat islam yang menggunakannya lagi. maka celakalah sesiapa yang tak menggunakan nikmat al-quran. keh termenung sejenak. teringat kecik kecik dulu, mama hantar pergi mengaji. lepas magrib mesti baca quran. terbawa bawa hingga ke sekolah. bila dah di universiti, jauh dari keluarga. keh makin alpa, jarang sekali nak sentuh. apatah lagi nak baca. masyaAllah. dah jauh keh ni.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><br />
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</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Selama engkau masih berdoa dan berharap kpdKu, Aku mengampuni bagimu akan segala dosa yang ada padamu.....<br />
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(namun, dosa2ku bnyk Ya Robbi)<br />
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dan aku tidak peduli walaupun dosa itu bnyk sekali.<br />
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(Ya Allah, dosa2ku bnyk,stinggi tinggi awan)<br />
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bisik Allah, Hai anak Adam! Jikalau seandainya dosamu itu sampai ke atas awan yg ada di langit, kemudian kamu dtg menghrpkn keampunan drpdKu nescaya Aku berikan keampunan kpdmu.<br />
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(Ya Allah, bnyk sngt...dosa2ku terlalu bnyk....sepenuh Bumi ini)<br />
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bisik Allah lg, Hai anak Adam! sssnghnya jikalau engkau dtg kpdKu dgn mmbwa dosa sepenuh bumi ini, kemudian engkau dtg menemui Aku pdhal engkau tidak mempersekutukan Aku dgn sesuatu, nescaya Aku dtgkan kpdmu sepenuh bumi pula keampunan.....<br />
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(Allahu Rabbi,betapa aku bersyukur dgn nikmat Islam ini)<br />
</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">~hadis qudsi~</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">tengah aok memikirkan masa depan, tiba tiba ada gadis depan aok tersenyum senyum gaya nak mintak penampar pakai kaki memanggil manggil pengawas exam.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">.....</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">" sir, mintak extra kertas!"</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">masa tu, masa tu jugak aok akan melatah.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">......</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">DAMN!!! natang apa yang dia tulis!!! CILAKAK!!!</span></b></span></div><br />
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"benda tu susah na buat</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050709026:1325082784" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">saya takut benda tu hilang</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050715574:2079182465" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">jadi, saya post kat wall awak</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050720797:2011789569" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">selalu ada dekat situ</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050725191:1050960360" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">untuk awak tengok</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050730673:3467746501" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">comel macam awak an?"</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050730673:3467746501" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="hidden_elem"><a href="" rel="dialog"><span class="fcg"><br />
</span></a></span><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small">"tengkiu" balas si gadis.</div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a class="profileLink" href="http://www.facebook.com/kupi.pyruvate"><br />
</a><div class="messages"><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050782877:1480124010">"welcome" simple jawapan dari si teruna.</div></div></div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><a class="profileLink" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001246500325"><br />
</a></div><a class="profileLink" href="http://www.facebook.com/kupi.pyruvate" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"></a><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050787383:1228621622" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"haishh!!</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050794821:3346093537" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">0__0</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050801067:2885815515" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">sape suruh balas hah?</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050808262:952270139" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">awak kena melukis tahu?</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050815314:405884173" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">cubit peha baru tahu!</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050817460:2898226021" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">nak?</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050828334:2993215350" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tak pun picit dengan jari</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050831358:2752793360" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kui kui kui</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050872486:3803430443" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">awak awak!</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050879755:3739400964" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">ada benda nak cakap ni</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050888882:1135554956" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tapi awak jangan balas tahu?</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050891038:1767575009" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">baca je</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050894261:1528722543" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">sambil melukis.</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050898615:3722884277" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tangan melukis</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050904251:70872269" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mata baca benda ni</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050904763:621502024" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hahahaha</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050909626:473137601" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">power betei aok ni</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050912608:1683278828" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hah!</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050917913:2251758195" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">saya nak bagitahu ni</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050969961:2531389516" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">bahagia sungguh rasanya</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050979455:1460961072" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hehehe</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050983325:274348047" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">^,^</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050988456:4290217583" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">segan la </div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050996245:2577743420" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">ta malu betei cakap macam ni</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319050999736:3079970023" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hahahah</div><div class="fbChatMessage fsm direction_ltr" data-jsid="message" id="msg_100001246500325_1319051007263:651250871"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">segan woi segan.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">dah tak macho la kalau macam ni. "</span></div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-35844375027321169452011-08-18T11:39:00.000-07:002011-08-18T11:39:34.865-07:00ramadhan rumah sewa.<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"vrooomm" deras bunyi ekzos kenderaan bermotor milik che mat. dari sudut tingkap bilik gua sudah jelas kelihatan kereta saga putih milik che mat. parkir betul betul bawah pokok depan rumah pakcik ajar mengaji. che mat membunyikan hon beberapa kali. selang beberapa minit,ada anak jiran sebelah datang. kelihatan mereka berdua ada benda yang hendak dibualkan. anak jiran sebelah berbisik ikut tingkap kenderaan che mat yang diturunkan separuh yang hanya menampakkan mata dengan sedikit batang hidung che mat. sungguh saspen gayanya. mungkin ketika itu che mat dilanda krisis identiti barangkali.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">anak jiran sebelah menghulurkan duit yang bergumpal gumpal kepada che mat dan telah menunjukkan tanda tanda nak berambus dari situ. " dah sampai giliran gua gamaknya", desus hati gua.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua turun selamba, bersinglet kelabu dengan seluar pendek. ketika itu, che mat sedang khusyuk membetul betulkan gumpalan wang kertas anak jiran sebelah.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"kau nak apa?berapa orang?", tanya che mat dengan gaya bomoh yang bajet boleh tahu apa yang dihajati pelanggan.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"macam biasa, nasi ayam penuh dengan sirap limau ais". pesan gua gaya macho.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" />THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-6362576269803546272011-08-03T14:57:00.000-07:002011-08-03T14:57:03.565-07:00ada blog rupanya.<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">bila dah hidup berkeluarga ni, rasa malas pulak nak menulis.</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-60876194262887012032011-07-09T13:21:00.001-07:002011-07-09T13:21:35.908-07:00gua sebenarnya bijak keh keh keh<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">walaupun tak dapat tengok kucing bersenggama. gua tak ada kena repeat apa-apa subjek.fuh.lega!</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-17647285876126414882011-06-06T00:24:00.000-07:002011-06-06T00:36:04.843-07:00musim bersenggama #1.24578<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mata gua melilau cari pasangan kucing yang bersenggama sebentar tadi.firasat gua kuat mengatakan yang kucing itu masih tidak selesai proses reproduksinya.mungkin pasangan itu mencari tempat yang lebih romantika barangkali. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">perasaan kecewa sudah terdetik.gua dah putus asa.hajat dihati nak tengok part klimak pasangan kucing itu tapi tidak tercapai. saat itu gua baru terdetik akan soal rezeki. bukan rezeki gua barangkali untuk masa ini.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua tengok jam,pukul1 pagi.kalau di amereka.kucing disana baru saja mencari pasangan tapi kucing di malaysia sudah siap bersenggama. gua kais kotak rokok winston pakai kaki.gua ambik sebatang,gua cucuk di bibir mulut. sedikit basah puntungnya. teman sebilik gua sudah nyenyak tido.dia gifted,pukul10 lagi sudah tidor. mungkin baginya,ujian hari esok begitu senang.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua buat buat semangat.nak meneruskan bab pelajaran yang perlu dihabiskan. gua yakin sebab gua sudah bermula.ya! 1 bab sudah habis dari keseluruhan 12 bab.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">iblis memang kuat menghasut.kadang kadang gua termakan hasutan. kalau la pasangan kucing tadi ada,hati ini mungkin dapat berhibur sekejap.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">teman serumah gua bangun tiba-tiba."tido la,tak payah study.kau dah cek carry mark belum?" sinis dia bertanya.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua menjawab serius."belum!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"kau dapat 35/70,kau belajar.jawab soalan semua betul esok.kau tetap kena repeat sebab passing mark 70."jawab hasif yang lekas lekas sambung tidor sambil menggaru garu bontot.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">cilaka!! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua dah confirm,ujian esok gua mesti dapat full mark.tapi part repeat tu gua rasa macam nak makan kaki saja.gua tarik selimut.gua campak semua nota dengan buku keluar tingkap.gua tidor.tidor dengan rokok masih di bibir.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"madam,meet you again next sem.good nite!"</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-38392900221855993102011-06-05T10:21:00.000-07:002011-06-05T10:46:15.273-07:00musim bersenggama<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua lapar,gua nak makan. gua tengok tv.ada orang menari. ganas dia menari.dia lompat.orang kat bawah lompat. dia menjerit. orang kat bawah menjerit. macam cilaka.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tengah syok tengok hiburan dunia.mata gua teralih dekat satu sudut.satu sudut yang disebelah hujungnya ada meja,atas meja tu berselerak pinggang mangkuk.dan dibawah meja tu juga.ada sepasang kucing bersenggama.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mata gua focus disitu.bukan dimeja,bukan di pinggang mangkuk berselerak tapi di kucing.ya dikucing,kucing yang tengah hangat bersenggama.kucing yang dibawah mengekek manja.tersenyum gua dibuatnya.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua kembali marah.marah bukan pasal makanan lambat sampai tapi orang dalam tv.seronok melompat dalam hujan.walaupun itu cuma konsert jom heboh. biasanya,orang yang melompat walaupun hujan ni,tidak begitu dalam aspek kemasjid hari jumaat. hujan sedikit.mesti jadi satu alasan untuk skip.skeptikal punya pemikiran.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">lepas puas mencarut.gua kembali mengalih pandangan ke arah kucing.oh,sudah siap bersenggama?ejakulasi pra-matang barangkali.</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8dQgUxScIz3j2EncbP4UE8BqwF8Zy89Fy5kaxdB2c2DL4SBkXAjZ0sbvaykDl4qg_QVBbO_f7Cq44mHOjB7bu2vPtJo58dp_4JUltfXj2sRhr4H5NVCKvt_NP9lIeQOI6-5f6DjUvpng/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8dQgUxScIz3j2EncbP4UE8BqwF8Zy89Fy5kaxdB2c2DL4SBkXAjZ0sbvaykDl4qg_QVBbO_f7Cq44mHOjB7bu2vPtJo58dp_4JUltfXj2sRhr4H5NVCKvt_NP9lIeQOI6-5f6DjUvpng/s1600/images.jpg" /></a></div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-35850791752360464832011-06-04T11:47:00.000-07:002011-06-04T11:47:45.927-07:00oh milah ah milah<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">di status itu.ya di status itulah gua nampak dia tulis.<br />
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milah yang tulis.milah garang orangnya,lagi garang dari singa utara.milah tulis.dia sedih.langit cerah bertukar menjadi gelap baginya kalau ditokok tambah,mungkin ada petir kilat sama.semuanya gelap.dari status itulah.gua dapat rasa milah yang garang tengah sedih.mungkin namanya milah.walaupun akaun facebooknya bernama "hijau kuning nakal".<br />
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tapi sebab hanya nama milah yang ada dibenak gua.gua anggap nama dia milah. milah garang orangnya tapi dia sedih sekarang.<br />
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di status tu,milah cakap dia sedih.sebab erul tersingkir akademi fantatasial.milah cakap erul teman lelaki dia. serius.milah garang orangnya.<br />
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tapi di status tu.teman lelaki sebenar milah menghantar komen yang tak seberapa. teman lelaki milah cakap.</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"boo,milah minat AF. booo. baik tengok naruto.dari menangis tengok AF.baik menangis tengok ketabahan naruto".</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua alih cursor,gua pergi dekat hujung belah kanan atas.gua tekan account.gua pilih log out.ok.memang milah garang. tapi teman lelaki dia yang pakai gambar naruto memang ganas. langsung tak steady.</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-36772683861763910382011-05-25T23:47:00.000-07:002011-05-25T23:47:15.924-07:00kencing ke berak?<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">orang tua tua pesan.tertinggal bas sampai kena beli tiket lain adalah derita yang pedih dalam aspek kenderaan bersubsidi ni.tapi derita tu gua dah rasa.tapi rasanya tak begitu menderita bagi golongan berada yang jenis duit penuh kocek macam gua.jenis duit tak putus putus.<br />
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tapi gua ada lagi satu derita yang cukup power kalau naik bas ni.derita ni orang tua tua tak tahu selalunya.sebab bagi diorang.derita kena tinggal bas lagi seksa.</div><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">ni derita ni.derita tahan air kencing ni.yang ni yang paling seksa.dia punya seksa tu.hah! memang susah nak cerita.kalau ikut darah panas teruna ni.nak je sembur dalam botol.tapi nasib baik depan awek,belakang awek,sebelah makcik.macho punya pasal,duduk mengiring pun boleh.</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tapi gua rasa,gua tak jumpa lagi derita yang lagi power dari tahan kencing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua dengar tahan berak lagi power.</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-62303499995721364162011-05-14T00:26:00.001-07:002011-05-14T00:26:39.687-07:00nak ke tak?<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kalau nak berperang., kena pandai main api.<br />
kalau nak menang., kena kuasai ilmu hakiki.<br />
kalau nak seorang insan., kena kuasai sepenuhnya isi hati.<br />
kalau nak cemerlang., kena pandai memandaikan diri.<br />
kalau nak cakap., kena pandai bukak mulut.<br />
kalau nak disukai ramai., kena pandai buat comel.<br />
kalau nak rumah riuh rendah., kena pandai buat anak.<br />
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paling penting kalau nak mengisi syurga., kena pandai ambil hati Tuhan.<br />
ye dak.? :)<br />
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p/s : setakat jilat bontot manusia., belom tentu masuk syurga. </div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-34675829094896344332011-05-02T20:54:00.000-07:002011-05-02T20:54:40.031-07:00bapak budak<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">jadi orang berada bukan selalunya indah,comel,senang lenang.susah juga kadang kadang.balik kampung pakai driver memang tak ada hal tapi kalau kena kongsi seat dengan 40 penumpang lain memang masalah.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">naik bas memang leceh,bila kena duduk sebelah lelaki yang kurang steady ketiak busuk.dalam hati dah mencarut carut.celaka apa ketiak dia,bau kepam lagi wangi.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">bosan masa perjalanan satu hal.tapi nasib la,ada jugak budak budak kecik.hiburan tu hiburan.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">selang 2 seat belakang gua,ada la budak kecik dengan ayah dia.budak ni mengaji quran,baca doa qunut.yang ayah nie betulkan dan tegur yang mana salah.dalam otak gua dah puji puji bapak budak ni.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"abang baca doa qunut ayah nak dengar"pinta bapak budak.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"abang tak reti,ayah ajar boleh?"</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"mana boleh,ayah dah hantar pergi sekolah.cikgu tak ajar ke?ke abang pergi main main?,"marah bapak budak tu.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua kembali mencarut,celaka apa bapak budak tu.semua nak harapkan cikgu.tu dah jadi tanggungjawab dia ajar anak benda macam tu. kalau susah sangat,bawak anak tu pergi audition bintang kecil tak pun masuk tom tom bak.boleh ajar anak jadi artis.</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-29750294521953613622011-04-20T08:14:00.000-07:002011-04-20T08:15:35.116-07:00gua kawan kahidan<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">malam tu gua tak penat. kerja kerja jurutera kapal terbang ni memang penat sebenarnya tapi nasib baik gua kerja dalam aircond, tambah pulak gua ni seorang belia harapan kampung, buat kerja tu memang tak penat langsung.nak kata malas pun tak.tak payah nak buat tukul pakai tangan,orang bijak duduk lepak lepak saja.buat tukul pakai tangan kerja gila namanya. pasal gua tak penat, gua layan perut yang lapar, orang tegur gua, gua balas muka suci. tersenyum senyum mereka. gua tak cakap banyak, lepas makan gua tidur dalam bilik sebab bilik gua paling selamat.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tengah sedak gua tido, gua terkejut dengar guad dikejutkan oleh kahidan, rakan serumah sewa gua. gua tengok jam pukul 3 pagi. pasal dengar nada suara kahidan tu gaya macam emergensi sangat, gua celikkan juga mata, gua nak tahu juga pasal apa kahidan kejutkan guad.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"mu ada duit dop fuad? aku nok pinjam." kata kahidan cemas.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua buat buat terkejut, apakejadah dia ni mintak pinjam duit guad pagi pagi ni, nak kata lapar.tak mungkin,sebab dia dah rembat donut dalam peti ais sampai habis.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"mu dok fikir gapo lagi? ada dop? aku nok gi berjudi ni." sambung kahidan lagi.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua dengar guad bangun, guad tendang paru paru kanan kahidan. gua bangun jugak,gua tendang cuping telinga belah kiri kahidan.malam tu,kahidan hilang pendengaran buat sementara. gua sambung tido tapi gua tak letih.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua ambik nie dari writer sebenar. </div><a href="http://networkedblogs.com/gT3fg">kaki tak bedong</a>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-22638104691970982952011-04-16T23:22:00.000-07:002011-04-16T23:30:32.617-07:00gadis gadis #1<div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span><span style="background-color: #666666;"></span></span>gadis A: hai gurlss....ai nak kawin bukan depan....yeyy...seronoknyerrrr!! berdebar-debar rasanyerr..!! tak sabar ai tauu...!!</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;"></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">gadis B: wahh.. tahniah!! welcome to the club!!~</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;"></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">gadis C: wahh.. tahniah!! moga bahagia sampai ke syurga. dalam hati (bilalah aku nak kawin ni...)</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;"></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">gadis A: yu ols tau tak kat mane spa yang best untuk bakal pengantin? ai nak sauna, ai nak wat facial, ai nak lulur satu badan ai ni. awwww... mestilah ai nak cantik dan berseri masa kawin nanti.. *wink wink</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;"></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">gadis B: ehhh... ade, ade yang best. harga pun x mahal sangat. yu boleh pegi spa dot dot dot. tempat ai buat dulu masa nak kawin dulu. bestt sangatt... ade baaanyyaakkk pakej yu boleh pilih. ai pun teringin nak pegi lagi taapii ... xde masa laaa... *sob sob sob</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;"></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: 13px;">gadis C: =.=' haiiihh, nak kawin baru nak sental badan????` habis yu selama ni tak pernah masuk spa ker???` yang yu B, lepas kawin dah tak pernah sental badan ker????` dah x penah pegi spa ataupun, buat lulur sendiri kat rumah?????` giler la yu olss nii........ kikikiiii~ ;p~ awwwwwwwwww~~</span></div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-48435055708064230812011-04-13T09:12:00.000-07:002011-04-13T09:12:03.245-07:00lu boleh tolong gua tak??<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">lu tahu apa!!! lu boleh tunaikan kemahuan gua?<br />
lu boleh selesaikan masalah gua?lu boleh ringankan beban gua?<br />
<br />
apa lu tau?<br />
tuding jari, dan kata,</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kecik-kecik taknak mampus, besar menyusahkan orang.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">apa guna hantar sekolah, tapi bebal bengap bodoh jugak.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">bagi lu biasa la budak-budak, tak cukup akal lagi.<br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">sekarang.<br />
gua mintak lu lu tunjukkan jalan.<br />
jalan keluar untuk gua.jalan benar. jalan lurus. </div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
cakap senang.<br />
lu nganga mulut. lu sembang lu cakap lu borak.idea gempak. bernas,bijak!.<br />
bagi keluar sabda dan hadis.<br />
ya.<br />
semua setuju. angguk kepala.<br />
gua mintak satu,lu <b>LAKSANAKAN</b>.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
apa?apa?</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
mak bapak.<br />
cikgu-cikgu sekolah.<br />
PIBG.<br />
rakan sebaya.<br />
PPRT.<br />
kementerian.<br />
JKKK</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">najib,rosmah,ibrahim ali.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mereka tahu apa?lagi lagi rosmah,lu ingat dia bijak?CNN pun kutuk.<br />
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tahu apa gua nak?</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua nak,gua nak<br />
kasih sayang.perhatian.fahaman.selami jiwa muda gua.<br />
<br />
Tolong.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> ........</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">celaka!lu memang payah nak paham.tapi lu saman juga,letih gua berhujah dengan lu abang polis.gua dah malas.gua pergi dekat saja,gatal kepala nak pakai helmet.tolonglah paham,gua dah pokai!!</span>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-62082496378337664562011-04-12T05:14:00.000-07:002011-04-12T05:17:14.321-07:00ini baru style!!<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kalau rumah bersepah ke apa,biasa la kan.orang bujang.nanti tak rasa pula hidup orang bujang.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tapi rumah gua tak macam ni,rumah gua style saja.kemas bersih wangi.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua jalan jalan rumah bujang sebelah,gua tengok rumah mereka.dah pesen stadium baru habis game saja.dengan setinggan indon tu,gua rasa lagi ok setinggan indon.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tengah syok lepak lepak,bidin abdalugam ajak pergi mekdi.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"steady juga akal bidin ni",puji gua.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">masa dalam perjalanan,gua tengok kiri kanan jalan.pelik juga.ramai betul mat mat bajet steady tengah lepak atas motosikal.ada show gamaknya,takpun funfair.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"ada race ni,ada race"semangat bidin menjawab.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua baru perasan,mat rempit rupanya.patot la asyik prung preng prung preng.ramai pula mat mat bajet steady ni.kalau dibandingkan dengan makmun solat jumaat pun tak ada seramai ni.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tapi gua selaku mat steady tulen.gua tak berapa layan benda benda macam nie.perut gua dah set,yang gua nampak chicken mcdeluxe saja.tak pun double cheeseburger.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua rasa,mat rempit ni bajet diorang betul betul rempit hardcore.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">orang tak ada karier boleh la buat macam tu.barai habis,pesen orang yang dalam tv3 tu.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">bagi gua,mat rempit sejati.yang skill nyawa dekat tayar motor macam nie. nah hambek kau.nie baru steady mat!!</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua bangun,kumur kumur sikit.lepas tu tarik winston sebatang.bakar hujung dia lepas tu tarik manja.biasa la,pagi pagi tak boleh tarik dalam dalam.paru paru tak panas enjin lagi.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">duduk menyandar dekat kepala katil sambil menghadap kipas.habis bersepah asap rokok .padahal gua dah hembus halus.celaka punya kipas!<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"weh,pinjam laptop sekejap.nak online",kalut bidin abdalugam.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"hah,ambik la.memang aku beli laptop tu untuk kau" sinis gua.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>"kehkehkeh",gelak bidin gaya macam firaun.dia rasa comel barangkali dapat gelak macam tu.dengan gigi yang berterabur campur dengan memek muka baru bangun.macam binatang yang ekor panjang yang bergayut dah gua tengok.<br />
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"DAMN!!" teriak bidin</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">celaka apa budak bidin ni?</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">cemas juga tengok dia tepuk tepuk lantai sambil urut urut dada."kau gila pagi pagi ni kenapa?"</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"nombor plat aku menang first prize!"jawab usop.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"dah tu yang kau marah kenapa?kau tikam ke?"</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"celaka,aku tikam nombor plat kereta rumah sebelah!!!"</span><br />
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cakar tak macam ayam..THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-38539835691591807672011-03-26T21:18:00.000-07:002011-03-26T21:18:17.585-07:00cerita charger<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">gua tengah makan.gua lepak-lepak dengan member.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">tup tap tup tap,ada gadis dekat sebelah.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">macam eksaited je gua tengok dia borak,gua dengan member tumpang dengar.gaya macam perisik rusia.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">"eyh,telefon aku bateri low lah.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kau ada charger <b>selkom </b>tak?"minta gadis tu dekat kawannya.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">member gua pelik,"bukan ke sepatotnya charger<b> nokia</b>?"</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kitorang gelak guling-guling.sambil tunjuk-tunjuk dekat gadis tu.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiovi54Bmm61ANuHrP7BGqd2LW3MWOJ3A7pfAkMCDieuAos6dQL-xUV5wD4LjoM_QcPEAmQGsnpnfroBKtKkEzm7Dcra0dNtY9BZbU7vvDtXClOIhZJB7NywjHS0yvVy4675fIDr8A1yJI/s1600/index.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="299" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiovi54Bmm61ANuHrP7BGqd2LW3MWOJ3A7pfAkMCDieuAos6dQL-xUV5wD4LjoM_QcPEAmQGsnpnfroBKtKkEzm7Dcra0dNtY9BZbU7vvDtXClOIhZJB7NywjHS0yvVy4675fIDr8A1yJI/s400/index.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2349450730970282369.post-30919409699838179602011-03-22T22:39:00.000-07:002011-03-22T22:39:28.755-07:00cinta mamat-hamidah<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hamidah gadis lawa,hamidah hot,hamidah baik,hamidah tak neo,hamidah tak lepak PAVI,hamidah menarik.hamidah tak kapitalisme ,hamidah cucu nenek embun bela itik.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat minat hamidah,mamat pakat dengan enderson dengan ibrahim kuti.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat mengorat hamidah tapi hamidah tak layan,mamat minta nombor telefon dari member hamidah tapi mamat cuma dapat nombor telefon rumah hamidah.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat pergi cari public phone,sambil ditemani ibrahim kuti dan endorson."lahanat,syiling aku juga yang jadi mangsa. tak dapat nak menabung hari ni",cemuh ibrahim kuti.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat : hello hamidah</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
hamidah: hello,nie embun bukan hamidah. kejap ya.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;">mamat : hello hamidah,nie mamat. kenal lagi tak?yang tegur awak haritu dekat stesen bas haritu?</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; text-align: justify;"> mamat nak kawan dengan hamidah boleh?</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat letak gagang secara tiba-tiba,mamat buat muka sedih pesen orang kena penyakit sifilis.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">enderson dengan ibrahim kuti pelik. "dia cakap apa mat?"beria enderson bertanya sambil buat muka comel.</div><div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
</div><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">mamat diam tak terkata sekejap.berkali enderson memaksa,akhirnya mamat jawab "dia cakap caye cakit gigi,tanak layan awak"</span><br />
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<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">hamidah gadis lawa,hamidah hot,hamidah baik,hamidah tak neo,hamidah tak lepak PAVI,hamidah menarik.hamidah tak kapitalisme ,hamidah cucu nenek embun bela itik.</div>THE KUCHALANAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182452358011346296noreply@blogger.com0